- The sign on the side of the highway says "Falling Rock" and you pull over to wait.
- The severe sunburn from your vacation is a one inch wide strip of skin at the gap between the tail of your shirt and the top of your pants (also known as "plumbers sunburn").
- Your friend shows you a "pretty stone" they've found, and you work hard to talk them out of it for yourself.
- You care more about what happened to the diamond in the move "Titanic" than the people.
- You hit your hand with your rock hammer, your mother screams it broken, and you reply it's a fracture, it has good cleavage, and has produced some unusual streaks in your underwear.
- Your mother asks how the soup tastes and you reply, "variable color, greasy surface, low specific gravity, texture smooth with bits of ductile material."
- You lick rocks to show off the wonderful colors.
- Your family puts the birthday candles on a slab of amethyst instead of cake.
- A truck throws a rock into the windshield of the family car and you examine the rock first.
- You can pronounce the word "molybdenite" correctly on the first try.
- You think the primary function of road cuts is for easy mineral collecting.
- You own more pieces of quartz than underwear.
- You associate the word "hard" with a value on the Mohs scale instead of "work".
- The rockpile in your garage is taller than Shaq.
- The local university's geology department requests permission to hold field trips in your back yard.
- There's amethyst in your aquarium.
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- Your mother has had to ask you to move flats of rocks out of the tub so you can take a bath.
- Your pets are named Rocky, Jewel, and Beryl.
- First on your Christmas list is to attend the Tucson Gem and Mineral Show.
- You've spent more than ten dollars for a book about rocks.
- You find yourself compelled to examine individual rocks in driveway gravel.
- You know the location of every rock shop within a 100 mile radius of your home.
- When they haven't seen you for a week, the shop owners send you get well cards.
- You're planning on using a pick and shovel while you're on vacation.
- You can point out where Tsumeb is on a world globe.
- You think Franklin, New Jersey might be a cool place to go on a vacation.
- You associate the word "saw" with diamonds instead of "wood".
- You've sewn a backpack for your dog.
- You receive a letter from the county informing you a landfill permit is required if you want to put anymore rocks in your backyard.
- Your Internet home page has pictures of your rocks.
- You think pet rocks are a pretty neat idea.
- Your teacher has asked you not to bring any more rocks to school until they have time to reinforce the floor.
- You decide not to get married because you'd rather keep the rock.
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